Lefty Like Me

November 24, 2009

Happy Holidays. Heads Up There’s Going to be a Ho Ho Ho Down @ SF.

www.sffoodwars.com

Facebook has offered me to be friends with a lot of people I don’t want to be, a lot of people I didn’t know wanted to be friends with me, and then other things like “road soda” for way to long it makes me start to wonder about myself.  But then somehow, and I still don’t remember all the digital details, but the facebook offered me to be friends with SF Food Wars*.  At the point of our friendship the war was mainly focusing on the cheesy things that mac can do.  I was dismayed to find out that the competition had closed up considering I already had the full weight of a block of cheese-know how under my belt.  (Hell this site is still the after-party that was the GCI of 09……with grilled cheese domination in 10 talks alaready going down).    Nevertheless, I checked in on the battle when the dust settled and saw the results of the first frisco food flurry.    What I saw was a nice website trying to decadent up a bunch of pictures of cheesy piles of crap.    Alas, this was not my fight.

The second war was about mini-cupcakes which I’m going to just go ahead and yada yada through considering the mildly retarded pandemonium going on for these things right now.   I will say they looked very pretty and probably tasted wonderful for that one second of bite.  There’s my mini-take on that.

This third and what I can only presume to be the final battle as epic/world-like wars appear to not be able to make it past three has been called and the stage is a festive plain of fix-ins from the holidays hearts of SF’s finest food elves (and elvettes I presume).

I present to you the line up of my competitors for you to take all in and stay tuned for the mini-doc of the Very Merry Culinaries! rise to world food domination!

  • Bake-On Betties / “Bringin’ Home the Bacon”
  • Dakine’s Davine / “Avocado Mushroom Mashed Potatoes”
  • Love and Mycology / “Makeout Mushrooms”
  • Brown and Crispy / “Lovin’ Lumpia”
  • New Gorge City / “Japanese Sweet Potato Latkes”
  • And for Dessert? / “Sweet Potato Cranberry & Pecan Casserole Topped w/ Baked Marshmallows”
  • MaliNumNum Treats / “Yam, Bam, Thank You, Mam!”
  • The Muffin Top / “Perfect Popovers”
  • Ready, Willing, and Mable / “Tangy Love, A Fresh Cranberry Relish”
  • Red Ryder Shooting Club / “Grandma’s Real Deal Cranberry Sauce”
  • Mimi & William / “The Emancipation of Mimi’s Cornbread Stuffing”
  • Karwan’s Kitchen / “Jiffy Corn Casserole and I Don’t Care (about the calories)”
  • Team Wombat / “Has Nuts, Not Kosher”
  • The Very Merry Culinaries! / “Pasta Christmas Wreaths with Coquille-Saint Nick”
  • Hustle & Pout / “Great Balls of Spinach”
  • Eat Your Spinach / “Classic Comfort Creamed Spinach”
  • Boozy and the Beast / “Turkey Cone Cyclone”
  • Team Sweet+Savory / “Look Ma, No Crust! Apple Pumpkin Pie-brid”
  • Heartbaker / “Drunken Punkin Puddin’ Bread”
  • Double Dutch Sweets / “Screw the Turkey Pumpkin Pie”
  • Food couldn’t be “left” out for the holidays so hope you enjoy this random update that no one will prob notice!  Stay tuned for more SFFOOD Wars which goes down December 6th @ Stable Cafe in the Mission.

    Happy Thanksgiving All!

    *There is still a high probability that I friended them but I really don’t recall how.

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    May 4, 2009

    Happy Monday.

    Mine was short, sweet, and kinda random just like I want this post to be. 

    I finally finally got my FLICKR pictures up but with no comments.  Just note the cars you see are stuck on the sand hill they BOTH drove over. butluckily the benz was pushed aka rammed by a bentley and dented with nothing good coming of it.  Love you LA! Check the pics out hereyhere

    I finally found the Food TV guy that competed against me.  Since his not placing in the event speaks enough of his cooking skills I will congratulate him for making up with his fashion skills. Those rhinestone sunglasses ruled bro! Do want to know more?

    Can I make you a cookie little girl?

    Can I make you a cookie little girl?

    Here is some more grilled cheesin in the news: Here. Canada likes the competition too! The Brick and I. 

    I hope everyone has a super cinco de mayo as I plan on hosting a small par-tay at mi casa tomorrow so until next time here a spanish sensation just in time to celebrate the holiday!

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    May 3, 2009

    The Fame. The Betrayal. The Brick.

    I step away from the blog post for a few days to change my bedroom’s submarine room into a Wii bowling alley (photos to come) in honor of my new Biskup print!  With this I turn my room into an art-centric room from a TV centric room.  With a new and improved art station I hope to have more time and space to work on some of my projects I hope to share and show here.  

    But more importantly is the events that have taken place in the past few days.  Last Thursday I participated in Dining Out for Life and was an ambassador for the Fifth Floor restaurant.  The choice of restaurant to volunteer was certainly not by chance as I figured I should check out a good place while raising money.  The place is beautiful (and has *cough* free wine for *cough* guests from 5-6 everyday) and after my shift they gave me a free dinner, dessert, and drink and was wonderful.  I had the Gâteau Basque - almond custard tart, cherries, almond milk ice cream aka Heaven on a plate which they had to serve me at the same time as my sea bass which became a little bit of an awkward race to eat the warm fish and the cold ice cream.  The ice cream and tart did win out for the record.  The reason I digress though is because it is not what happened inside (although I did meet a wonderful Canadian couple and architect) but what happened outside which is literally only 50 steps from the BART station I exited from. 

    In 50 steps I walked to the front door and happened to be asked for a lighter by a stranger when suddenly there was crazy screaming behind me and two women exclaimed:

    “OH MY GOD ITS THE GRILLED CHEESE GUY.  OH MY GOD ITS YOU. DID YOU WIN? IS THIS YOUR RESTAURANT? ARE YOU A CHEF?!?!?!?!?”

    This was literally said at the same level as someone who just got called down to the Price is Right and shocked me just the same.   This was also while I was dressed up in dress shirt and slacks AND tie and was still recognized.   My mom wouldn’t have been able to recognize me considering I don’t remember the last time I was in tie and all.  The conversation remained at a heightened level of shock and awe and excitement on both sides when I found out these two had been in L.A. for it,  tried my sandwich, voted for my sandwich, shared my sandwich story with friends, AND sees me in the streets.   I really would have doubted this story myself if it wasn’t for the fact that I gave her a Lefty Like Me business card and she gave me one of hers.  So here is the props my first SF Grilled Cheese fan.  Go support my Pervsera padre she has got some interesting stuff. 

    So there it is.  My first trip into the city since the contest and spotted in SoMa right after getting off the train.  Then AverageBetty writes a little food piece and gives me some props and some video love with her!  I definitely liked her sandwich recipes up there and hope to give them a test since she gets around the food block.  It was nice to meet a fellow foodie friend.  

    But if you watch her video closely you might see what problem has arisen on my road to success.  I never once thought the brick would go out and try and get attention on his own but that seems to be just what has happened.  The only zoom-in on average betty’s video is of the brick (it’s quick but it’s there).  Then there’s this!

     

    The Brick with some other trick.

    The Brick with some other trick.

    I stumbled upon this on BoingBoing and realized the brick has already appeared to try and move on from his primary fame of being my sandwich making sidekick and now be a pal of pizzas everywhere.

    I just want to make sure the record is set straight here and have everyone know that the brick was actually originally created for the purpose of making a grilled cheese sandwich.  The first bricks dug up by archaeologists were said to have been often times found nearby crust and cheese agates in caves.  Unfortuantely my Grandmother was not able to pass down her legendary brick to me as she told me it was lost in the second World War during a night ambush of a local grilled cheese party her neighborhood was having for the allied army.  The brick I use in my kitchen today has already made a journey from Florida to New Jersey and now has taken on some west coast flavor with my new hometown.  I am proud that the GCI allowed me a stage to once again share the story of the brick and it’s original use of creating such a spectacular melting of cheese and bread and butter that has satisfied the cravings of civilizations everywhere.  

     

    The good days with the brick.

    The good days with the brick.

    I guess in the end I’m happy the brick is having some time in the spotlight without me as I did this past week.  I can only hope one day soon the brick and I will hit the road again and put on our show to more hungry fans.  In the meantime I’m very happy to share a brick of a different color. And dimension.

     

    Beautiful Game. Take some time alone....

    Beautiful Game. Take some time alone....

    Find the Brick. Move the Cart. Enjoy the Ride.  - This is the type of flash art/games I love and wish more people took the time to experience and enjoy.  Enjoy the bricks and stay tuned this week for some posts about the past including some pictures of the bounty of new Gama-Go booty I got at the grand opening in SF this weekend, some chat about the cheeses used in the competition, and reflection back to my little meet and greet time with Cousteau(’s son!).

    Happy May Day and May Month as it is definitely my favorite!

    Sincerely, 

    LeftMastaMike

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      Mike! It was a pleasure to meet you and that spotlight hogging brick ;) I only wish we ...

    April 28, 2009

    First Press Release About the Kid and his Brick…..and his Grandma.

    So I had to do a little google searching of the contest to see if anything has arisen with results and what not and found this little piece from the Los Angeles Decider.  Thanks to the reporter who took such detailed notes as I was frantically making my creations!!!! Also another thanks to Acme and Cheeseboard!!! And my Grandmother! And a Happy Birthday to my brother who gets his sandwich when he gets out to California next month….

    Recap: The First Seventh Grilled Cheese Invitational  

    Hand/Brick Action

    Hand/Brick Action

     

    A full review of the event with some hope for a cheesier competition in the future!

    GCI 2009 Review by LAist

    This one has a nice breakdown of the winners with the name’s of the sandwiches too! Grandma’s Glory #1

    Los Angeles Times: License to Grill

    While cooking yet another night of grilled cheeses for local friends who wanted to see the latest winning sandwich I was shown a competition that was so ridiculous it made my win that much more legit.  It is something worth sharing for sure…..


     


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      Hey Grillmaster Mikey - now that you've conquered the queso in SF and LA, so what's the next hurdle for ...

    April 27, 2009

    Grilled Cheese Invitational 2009: Through the Lens of the Leader.

    I chose Missionary because the registration first said it was hardest to win.  

    I chose missionary because if you can’t show somebody you know how to do it well the normal way they’re not going to believe you got the skills to get wild with them.  And I want to and I will cheese fans.

    For now….I give you a slideshow of my way from the familiar East bay down the glitz and the grill marks of LA. As I said before, I wanted to go down to LA for the first time and leave the dream….a celebrity of sorts.  I am honored and humbled by those who voted for me and can only thank my foodie family and friends that have always shared time with me over the pots and pans.  

    I hope to share some of the different experiences and very, very funny stories from the event in the days to come but first have to prepare for tomorrow night’s “Family Night”, a cooking Tuesday tradition among friends, which of course will be a grilled cheese victory party with everyone getting to take on the champ himself!  

    It will be nothing compared to the throwdown that was the Grilled Cheese Invitational of 2009:

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    April 22, 2009

    The Brick is the Trick. But the finest bread and cheese and a pan full of know how don’t hurt…..

    Sorry Mr. Obama….you will be missed but not forgotten. (nor completely sold out…..a few in each size left!)

    The hand that touched us all in the beginning....

    The hand that touched us all in the beginning....

     

     

    I am proud to have started this all by saying Mr. Obama was and still is like me.  Lefty and beyond that.  The site and the theme of the next shirt in the series is one of those that goes beyond that.  Although I apologize for the temporarily break in your regularly scheduled Lefty-isms, I know that this discussion and declaration is something that is shared and enjoyed by all.  

    And what I am talking about is the Grilled Cheese Sandwich. 

    We all know it.  We all love it.  Sometimes we all come together to find out who’s we love of them all.  As far as I know this world seems to only be coming together under the ceremony that is the 1st 7th Annual National Grilled Cheese Invitational.  It’s going to get complicated when the *cough* winner is fighting with the previous winners on who was the real 1st 1st and so on but that’s Kraft’s damn fault for getting involved and creating such a funny mess.  Nevertheless, the reason I talk so boldly and so mightily about this and come brazen with my formula from my chest is not just because I am some average cheese sandwich creator but because I have already cleared my hometown and now have set my sites on king kong’ing it’s hometown.  Los Angeles.  A town I have flown in and flown over but never stepped foot on a single piece of it’s vast cemented land.  

    I am going to dedicate the days leading up to and including the competition to one aspect of my sandwich (bread, butter, cheese) and then follow up the competition with the secret ingredient’s fabled history (le brick).  Today I give you the very very limited edition “The Brick is the Trick” shirt that is headed to L.A. for its exclusive sale! After trying the product everyone is going to want to remember the secret and share it with others and I’m proud to spread the cheesy love.  I actually showed it to my inspiration online and all my grandma said was, “Well I hope that I am getting one of those.”  That’s right folks the french founder herself loved the shirt and is happy with showing others the trick that warmed my heart and my belly often.  Don’t be left out!

    Enjoy the preview as this is only the demo version of the back side.  We keep the front of the shirt till tomorrow for a thrilling and stunning all-access look!!!!!

     

    the trilogy ends April 25th

    the trilogy ends April 25th

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      I see that you have learned well from your grandmother and have carried it to new culinary heights. Your grandmother's ...
    • admin
      alas dear couz but your initial equation is wrong. It's (Brick)/(Br+C+Bu)/(Pan)=WGCS. feel free to give it another try ...

    April 20, 2009

    100 Days Ends on High Note!

    Well I didn’t think I would be heading towards the cheesiest competition of my life and bringing you all with  me but it looks like its that way.  A brick(s) has gone from the backyard, to a kitchen, and now to the dance floor crossing coasts and coastlines.  It’s reaches stunned me when I ran into a girl from my small New Jersey hometown calling out my name at Zeitgeist to tell me she remembered me from high school……….and as the grilled cheese guy! It’s one thing to be a San Fran Sandwich maker but to have someone from Jersey come give a friggin piece of their mind about my skillz then you know you got something.  

    The shirt is complete and prints are being printed but I am going to hold out on the release of the image until Earth Day in celebration of the green nature of my cooking technique (and so I can upload a photo of the final design instead of just say it).  I have already scoured the East Bay area in search of 20 of the finest bricks to use only once with each sandwich down in L.A.   I wonder if the other competitors can sleep soundly knowing what is coming.  I hope I know what is coming. 

    To ease my tenses I will heading out to the Fox Theater tomorrow to get served a slice of the Fleet Foxes @ Fox Theater….thats a lot of sexy.  If you haven’t already heard them they are like Akron/Family but more within the lines.  If you haven’t heard Akron/Family they are like the Album Leafs but harder to understand.  If you haven’t heard the Album Leafs well……..you should go find out about them.  They lead to many other great bands.  

    I leave you with a trippy video I found while searching for the Akron/Family.  Very appropriate for the holidays…..

    Tomorrow should bring a review of my first fox hunt and some more cheese commentary.  

    LeftMastaMike

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    April 15, 2009

    A Quickie

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    Since some of my friends say that I am a little too long in the blog department I thought I would make a short and sweet one.  It does go against my intentions here, as I am not trying to tweet out some little seed of crap to peck and ponder on for maybe 10 seconds.   I like my writing to be hearty and fill you up a little so you feel you got something out of it otherwise what’s the point?

    “My socks today were purple and brown…..and inside out. what a day”          Really? This is the new deep thoughts of our generation? do you like fishsticks?

    Well the word count has already warned me I’m in triple digits so today I leave you with some pictures of where I went to clear my mind for the coming weeks ahead.   I plan on posting Friday with hopefully the picture of the final T-shirt design right here!

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    April 9, 2009

    Day 1: T-Shirt Voting Designs for the Cheesy Masses.

    And just like that President Obama nearly reaches his first 100 days in office.  

    And just like that President Obamii nearly reaches his first 100 days representing leftylikeme.com 

    Change has come in most unexpected places for them both.  While I first thought something a lot sexier was going to come our way in the form of clothing lines it seems like this ones going to be a lot smarter.  So smart most people have never even learned of the practice until it was unleashed twice now upon the masses of the East Bay.  The first time it went practically unnoticed at 4th place…..the second time it drunkenly and stubbornly stood closely waiting for the megaphone ultimate victory and the mania that ensued.  Brick! Brick! Brick! Brick! The people had learned, loved, laughed, and lived.   But sadly some things that should not have been forgotten were lost.  Today I would like to announce that I have registered for the 1st 7th National Grilled Cheese Invitational and will be bringing the brick to its rightful place.  The legend of the brick will return to win the hearts and souls of all who dare taste it’s oozy creations.   For this special occasion, I want to spread the knowledge and the power to everyone by creating a “The Brick is the Trick” limited print run T-shirt for the competition.  I will be selling the limited edition T-shirt/Cooking Brick Combo @ the competition and hopefully locally so stay tuned!  Each brick will be autographed and include a random sketch of one of the losing “Brick is the Trick” sketches hand drawn by the your lefty handed champ chef himself. 

     

    But First I need your vote! Please either leave your comment here with your top 3 fav (in order) or vote on facebook by joining the public “Lefties Like Me” group! (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=61413642539&ref=ts)

    Sketch #1: Says Epsiode 1: Grandma’s Grilled Gateway to Heaven - 4th Place - Just to keep off the grillactic emipre. Episode 2: Grandma’s Revenge - 1st place - the 2nd is always best in a trilogy? Episode 3 - This Isn’t a Fucking Triology, It’s a Legacy 

     

    Cheese Wars

    Cheese Wars

     

     

     Sketch #2:  A simple equation for all to enjoy……

     

    a local fan favorite....pretty simple and a clear message for any passerby to absorb!

    a local fan favorite....pretty simple and a clear message for any passerby to absorb!

    Sketch #3: An homage to end the trilogy that ends with Grandma’s Glory? One brick to rule them all. One brick to heat them. One brick to bring them all….and at the contest beat them. 

     

    the final version would have a lot more pressed/attacked sammies and innocent, scared, running sammies

    the final version would have a lot more pressed/attacked sammies and innocent, scared, running sammies

    Sketch #4: KISS - Keep it Simple Sammies…..

     

    Makes Mouths Happy!

    Makes Mouths Happy!

    Sketch #5: Ignore that message below the picture! That personal gossip should not influence your vote!

     

    thats a hot message....

    thats a hot message....

    Sketch #6:  Cheeseaction

    This one didnt want to flip. SOB

    This one didnt want to flip. SOB

    Sketch #7:

    little bit of name calling has to happen somewhere along the line....

    little bit of name calling has to happen somewhere along the line....

    Sketch #8: BOOM BABY!

     

    in the style of comics and anime with crazy action/lines

    in the style of comics and anime with crazy action/lines

    Sketch #9: The Science of a Sammy.  The various scientific names will be given to all parts. Symbiotic relationship b/w brick and sandwich described. Local native species explained. 

     

    Cheesy Guts, Bread shells, Oh My!

    Cheesy Guts, Bread shells, Oh My!

    Sketch #10: ? Submissions ? I’m keeping my final count open till Sunday so if anyone wants to send me a sketch I will throw it up here and include it in the voting.  

    Please please take a moment to sit back and ponder which one of these designs you would don proudly in support of your SF Bay contender.  List your Top 3 Faves and feel free to add some comments or suggestions!!!

    100 days……Wow.  This site definitely has the wear and tear of 100 days of whirlwind work and cutting edge change all over the place. 

    So, as Obama is entrenched in a forest of economies, crises, levies, and bevies that he can barely see his way out of.  

     I will drive down for the first time to a land that has been cleared of all forest and paved with cheese, no trees, and plenty of fake titties.

    I only got one line for tinsletown and its Kraft-y competition: I’m going to do what everyone dreams of doing…..drive in as an average cheese chef and leave a sammy celebrity!

    Vote now and stay tuned for updates!

    Grilled Cheese Champ Hopeful and LLM Masta

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    March 25, 2009

    And Now For Something Completely Different.

    And totally cool.  My buddy did this for an interview job using flash/tech stuff/etc.  It is a very wild and crazy view of a bike ride we did from Berkeley up to Richmond and back.  It is definitely worth playing the game through twice to eat the meal AND go on the mystical experience.  Choose #1 first if you really like a good meal and #2 if you really like some mystical aka puking experience.  Hats off to the random robot guy/bird too. 

    My apologies to the few people a day that on average visit this site that I don’t do a daily dosage of Mike D’s digression but I really can’t say I feel too bad that I don’t have time for this blog as I don’t have time for barely anything.  Don’t think for a second that I am not always preparing for the Grilled Cheese world and soon I will start getting more serious about the sammie smack down but for now I can officially say that tomorrow is my first day as an Academy Docent on the floor….@nightLIFE.  I am stocked to done the orange jumpsuit and share the little knowledge I know about the vast world that makes up all things water.  I never thought about how truly unique my experience there will be and I am definitely going to try and share some of it here with pictures as well.  It only took me the first day when we were told we could take a break and I walked outside the room to an empty museum with only me to explore it.  I have already faced-off with the T-rex on the second level numerous times in my head but also know considered that it would be also cool to see it battle the Blue Whale if it was somehow possible.  As in if the T-rex got to take one bite and the whale got to take one tail slap…..I imagine thats kind of even.  This is nothing compared to when I walked downstairs for the first time in the museum and came across the California coastline tank.  There was the world that I knew lived under and around the Farallones Islands right in front of me with rockfish by the dozen lying about explaining instantly why they are so easy to catch out there.  The first night I only probably saw a quarter of the bottom floor by myself just to truly look in each tank and see everything.  I already enjoy talking and sharing stories with many of the docents old and new as everyone has some interesting stories and reasons why there are there as well.   The first pictures I have (and will post I am just too lazy to get them as I write now) is of the Philippines Reefs which is probably one of the most beautiful tanks and reefs (although at the moment most of the reef part is artificial)  I have ever seen.  What makes it even more amazing (and a cool fact to know if you are a true fan and go often) is that they said its only about half full as of now!  Well I meant to really only write one sentence about all of this but it is hard to hold back.  

     

    On a true Lefty Like Me note I am hoping to make one special edition (and very limited quantity) Grilled Cheese shirt and our next design in the true Lefty Like Me series entitled “Lefties are Always Hot.”  To boost sales on these newest items in these trying times stay tuned for a recession proof guarantee.  If you lose your job the day you get our shirt……..we will take it back from you!  Stay tuned and enjoy the interactive video (I hope to have more of these I just need more willing flash artists….*cough* *anyone* *cough*…..

    Interactive East Day Ride or Die.

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      it works for me. sucks for you theres a nice view of mecca aka sf. show your bro this too....he would ...
    • brad
      did this work for anyone? mine crapped out when mike was about to leave his house.
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